OMG.............I THOUGHT THAT THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN SOME MODE OF DECORUM.... I MEAN COME ON IF YOU CAN'T GET DRESSED PROPERLY.....DON'T GO OUT THE HOUSE. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN LA.....OH COME ON IN THAT OTHER SHOP DID HE HONESTLY THINK THAT WE'D NIC SUMMAT...THE BLODDY THINGS WERE TOOO BIG....LOL...........WOLLIES NOW THAT WAS A......POP TO THE BALLON....THE BLOODY CHEEK OF THE PERSON... HOW DARE ... I HOPE...THERE IS NO BACK LOG...BITING....ONE THREE LETTERED WORD...... AM NOT HAPPY.........ANY WAY HERE GOES
Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard.
As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through.
The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light."
After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through.
This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things.
She was getting nervous, and decided to pay very close attention.
At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and they went right through it.
She turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!"
Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh my goodness! Am I driving?"
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A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service.
The friend asks the woman if her husband had any life insurance, and the widow answered her.
"Well, he had $10,000 in life insurance, but it is all gone."
"All gone?", the friend asks, shocked.
"Yes", said the widow.
"I don't understand", says the friend. "How did you already go through $10,000?"
"Well, it is really not as bad as you think." says the widow.
"I had to pay $5500 for his funeral and burial, $500 was donated to the church for the service, $1000 was what I spent on his suit, and $3000 was for the memorial stone."
Puzzled, the friend looks at the widow and says "That must have been a huge stone for $3000!"