TODAY AT WORK WAS HELL AGAIN THIS TIME I WAS PREPARED FOR THE SICK... MUCH TO MY SURPRISE I WAS NOT WORKING MUCH WITH THAT CHILD TODAY... BUT I WAS WORKING WITH SOME OF THE OTHER ONES.. WHO GOES BY THE NAME OF JA... who likes to blow raspberries WHILE HER MOUTH IS FULL OF FOOD.....OMG THE MESS THAT GIRL MADE... BUT I MUST ADMIT SHE IS FUNNY... SHE IS 1 AND JUST STARTING TO TALK.....TO THINK I WAS HAVING A MESSY DAY THAT WAS THE BEGINING OF IT... I WENT TO COLLECT THE CHIDLREN FROM SCHOOL ONLY TO GET CORNERED BY THE TEACHER WHO SAYS THAT MY ELDEST IS SPITTING AT OTHER CHDILREN CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT SPITTING... ITS THE THING I HATE THE MOST... SO WE GET HOME AND I ASKED HIM WHY E JUST SHRUGGED HIS SHOULDERS AND SAID 'COZ'... SO HE IS NOW BEING PUNISHED.... NO TOYS FOR A WEEK (well maybe a few days)...NO T.V ... AND TO TOP IT ALL OFF I GET IT IN THE NECK FROM 'H' ABOUT THE HOUSE AND THAT I DON'T CARE .......HA HA HA HA HA HA HA..............HE WANTS ME TO STUDY AND WORK SO SUMMAT GOTTA GIVE INNIT?????
All I Need to Know About Life I Learned From a Snowman
-It's okay if you're a little bottom heavy. -Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. -Wearing white is always appropriate. -Winter is the best of the four seasons. -It takes a few extra rolls to make a good midsection. -The key to life is to be a jolly, happy soul. There's no stopping you once you're on a roll. -You know you've made it when they write a song about you. -Accessorize! Accessorize! Accessorize! -We're all made up of mostly water. -Don't get too much sun. -It's fun to hang out in your front yard. -It's embarrassing when you can't look down and see your feet.
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I Am So Goth a bunch of goths were standing outside a club, talking... =================================
I'm so goth, in preschool, the only crayon I used was black.
I'm so goth I use black cotton balls.
I'm so goth I dyed my shadow black.
I'm so goth I dyed my belly button black.
I'm so goth my pupils are black.
I'm so goth my black is blacker than your black. I call it "black black."
I'm so goth, whenever I walk into a room, all the lights go out.
goth #1: I'm so goth the people in the grocery store have refused to sell me any cereal other than Count Chocula. goth #2: I'm so goth people ask me to AUTOGRAPH boxes of Count Chocula.
I'm so goth people touch me and they BECOME goth. They say, "Oh no, now I'm goth!"
I'm so goth I wear sunglasses when I open the refrigerator.
I'm so goth I don't paint my nails black--I bash them with a hammer.
I'm so goth I died and didn't notice.
I'm so goth, whenever I knock on somebody's door they give me candy.
I'm so goth I write everything on black paper with a black pen in the dark and can never read what the hell I've written!
I'm so goth, I'm not only "goth," but also "gothe" "goff" "gawth" "gauwth" "gothic" "gothik" "gothique" and "gawfickk" and soon I hope to be "gauewthickueu."
I'm so goth I make Richard Simmons sad.
I'm so goth I stole your Happy Meal.
I'm so goth I offered to sell my soul to the devil and he wouldn't take it!
I'm so goth, when I stop pouting, people ask, "What are YOU so happy about?"
I'm so goth, when I go outside, the sun sets.
goth #1: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face have atrophied. goth #2: I'm so goth the smile muscles in my face never GREW. goth #3: What's a smile?
I'm so goth, when I was born, the doctor asked me, "What's with the shades?"
I'm so goth I say things like "eternally yours in darkness" and "love and darkness" and "may the eternal darkness of the abyss enrapture and enshroud you in its infernal sickly sweet embrace."
I'm so goth I'm a mime.
I'm so goth I don't use fabric softener, because I like pain.
HA HA HA ...................YOU KNOW WHO THATS FOR LA................SORRY COULDN'T RESIST...
If You Love Somebody... [ The Old Version ] If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, she never was...
[ The New Versions... ]
- Pessimist: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she ever comes back, she's yours, If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
- Optimist: If you love somebody, Set her free... Don't worry, she will come back.
- Suspicious: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she ever comes back, ask her why.
- Playful: If you love somebody, Set her free... * If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again... repeat *
- Vengeful: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she doesn't come back, Hunt her down and shoot her.
- Bill Gates: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees, but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.
- Biologist: If you love somebody, Set her free... She'll evolve.
- Statistician: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high. If she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway!
- Finance Expert: If you love somebody, Set her free... If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans. If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
- Schwarzenegger's Fan: If you love somebody, Set her free... SHE'LL BE BACK!
AM SAYING NOTHING......................................